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Jeff said I'll always remember this
winter formal as the best night of my

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life. You know, I don't even mind that I
had to cough up 50 bucks for this

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monkey suit.

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Oh, you look so handsome, Bobby. I feel
good looking next to you.

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Pardon me?

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Well, I mean, I must be good looking to
be going out with someone as totally hot

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looking as you.

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Oh?

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I sure like you in a dress that looks
like it's falling off.

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Boy, I'm sure glad you understand me.

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Well, you understand me.

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I do?

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What am I thinking?

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I believe we have a record here.

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Yes, we do.

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Not it.

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Oh, Carol, even your shoulders are
blushing there. Oh, except for where

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left his white fingerprints, of course.

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Michael Seaver, you are the grossest,
rudest, most insensitive... Please,

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please. I'll get a big head.

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I am not going to let my stupid brother
ruin this perfect evening.

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Good, because I had something I wanted
to say.

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A little conversation couldn't hurt.

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No, no, I mean talking with words.

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Oh? You see, I got sort of a surprise.

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What? Well, yeah, Kill, I've been
thinking.

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Really? Well, no, no.

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That's not the surprise.

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You see, I love you.

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Wow.

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Well, I love you, too.

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We said it.

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We both said it. Oh, we sure did.

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Carol, would you be my wife?

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Would you marry me?

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year after we graduate. You see, if we
don't, then, you know, then I'm going to

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get my football scholarship to one place
and you're going to get your real

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scholarship to someplace else.

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This has been the best year of my whole
life. Yes.

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Yes. What?

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Why are you shaving and hanging out of
the window?

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I'm just trying to see what Carol and
Bobby are doing since I can't hear

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anything. They're out on the porch and
they've been out there for 28 minutes in

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17 seconds.

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Well, I'd like to spend at least that
long telling you how silly you are, but

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have to go to the bathroom.

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Oh, silly? Am I?

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Am I? Is it silly to be worried about
your teenage daughter who's out with her

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very first steady boyfriend and who's
wearing a dress I certainly would never

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approve of?

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If I'd been consulted.

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Is that silly? Tell me if that's the...
Go ahead and give me an honest answer.

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Okay.

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Carol had her heart set on that dress,
Jason.

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Honey, if that dress had been cut any
lower, you'd be able to see her heart.

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Mom, Dad?

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What are you doing?

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Well, we don't want Carol to think we
waited up for her. We?

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Well, you're awake, aren't you?

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you know that I got home okay?

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Just now?

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How was your first formal?

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Oh, wonderful.

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And everybody loved my dress.

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I'll bet.

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Um, Mom, Dad, don't you think that it's
about time that we had Bobby's parents

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over for dinner?

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Of course, anytime.

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Great, I knew you'd say that. I had
Bobby invite them for next Friday night.

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Next Friday? Hold on.

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What? What's the hurry?

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No hurry. Is it a problem?

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No, no, no.

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Great.

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Oh, here, Dad.

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Somebody left your shaving mirror in the
bushes.

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Darn, Ben.

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It's absolutely the most bad thing
that's ever happened.

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Is it a real diamond?

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Well, of course it's real. That's why
it's so small.

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And the 12 of you.

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I just heard the dopiest rumor of my
entire life.

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Somebody is actually spreading it all
around school that you and Bobby are,

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this, engaged.

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You mean this is true?

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What are you kidding, Carol? I can't
believe it.

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Now, come on. You're shucking me, right?

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Goodbye, Mom.

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Wait a minute, Carol.

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You are serious.

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Hey, look, come on.

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Bobby is the first guy you ever went out
with. So?

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So. Look, I'm just saying that, look, I
wouldn't go off and marry the first guy

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that I ever dated.

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You know what I mean.

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Look, I'm just saying, look, say chili
dogs.

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Chili dogs were the first food that you
ever ate, okay?

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Now, say you ate those day after day
after day, you know? In a couple of

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you'd probably be puking your guts out,
right?

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You're disgusting.

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All right, all right. Forget chili dog.
Let's take pizza.

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Mike, Mike, let's not, okay?

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I've got to get to class. Just don't
tell Mom and Dad about this before I do

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Friday night, okay?

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Carol, you're crazy. They're going to
freak. Mom is going to do this until

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airborne, and Dad's eyes are just going
to bug out of his head, you know? It

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wouldn't be surprising if they just shot
across the room.

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Okay, they might react that way at
first, but then once the dust settles,

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they'll hear our irrefutable reasons.

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And they'll realize just how committed
Bobby and I are.

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No, they'll realize that you should be
committed.

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Ben, these are Bobby's parents coming
over. I want you on company behavior

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tonight. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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If you have to make a rude noise, leave
the room first.

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How rude.

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Just leave.

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How many times are you going to
straighten those pillows?

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I just want everything to be perfect.

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Gotta leave the room.

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I wonder where she gets it.

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Wait, Mom.

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Using our good silver is a mistake.

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But I thought you wanted to impress
them.

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Yeah, but our silver could intimidate
them.

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Oh, well, then we'll just eat with our
hands and rip the food apart.

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Hi, Mr. Seaver. Hi, Dr. Seaver. Carol,
how's it going?

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Um, Mom, Dad, these are Bobby's parents.
Oh, yeah.

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I'm Kitty.

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I'm Maggie.

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I'm Jason. I'm Robert.

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Well, won't you come in?

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We're in.

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Well, won't you come in further?

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Oh, Carol, it's going just like you
said. They're starting to talk and smile

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everything. And my dad, my dad didn't
even start cussing when your mom says

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likes Cagney and Lacey.

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Let's not wait till after dinner to tell
them.

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Let's tell them now.

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Okay. Remember, let me talk first.

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Uh... I'll talk, Bobby.

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Okay, everybody, we have an
announcement.

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Wait a minute. I don't want to miss
this.

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Kitty, Robert, this is our oldest son.
Mom, it's not important.

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Go ahead, Carol.

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What's this all about?

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Yeah. Is this going to hold up dinner?

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First of all, I want you all to know I'm
not pregnant.

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What?

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Carol! Somebody better explain this.

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Carol, what is it?

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Okay. Here it goes.

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Next... year, a week after graduation,
after Bobby and I have both chosen our

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colleges, Bobby and I are getting
married.

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They're taking it far better than I
thought.

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on how to take advantage of distracted
parents. It just doesn't make any sense.

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Not now, Mike. Oh, I was just wondering
if I could go with Boner to this mud

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wrestling joint. Fine. Thank you.

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Wow.

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You knucklehead. What the hell are you
thinking?

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I know, Pop. I'm waiting for an answer.

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Mom, Dad. Not now, Ben.

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I was just going to ask if I could eat
everybody's dessert.

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Absolutely not.

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Now, discussions are usually much more
productive if we can be calm and

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rational. Yes.

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Thank you, Dad.

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Now, are you all ready to hear our
reason? I don't want to hear caca.

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Robert!

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Robert! How can you expect us to be calm
and rational? Robert!

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What? You're standing on my foot.

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But we owe it to our children to hear
them out, all right?

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Carol, Bobby, we're sorry. Sorry?

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What?

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Kids, wait in the kitchen. The grown
-ups need to talk.

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But you have to hear... Carol!

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We'll talk later.

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Jason, these kids walk in here and make
this crazy announcement and you

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apologize to them. That is so wrong.

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Boy, is that right.

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Thank you, Robert. You're a sensible
man.

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Robert, you're wrong.

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Whoa. We ain't like these people.

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We don't have dominating women in our
family.

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Excuse me? Let's just say I see where
your daughter gets it.

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Wait, wait, wait.

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Let's all just catch our breaths here.

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Where our daughter gets what?

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She's leading Bobby around by the nose
hairs, just like you do Mason here.

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What?

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I don't know. You know the part of our
plan when we're all supposed to get mad

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and let it out?

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I don't know, Carol. I think it's
working too good.

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I saw what my dad was trying to do. I'm
sure by now he's got them all calmed

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down and they're ready to talk.

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Well, fine then. You stay right where
you are and we'll go in the steak and

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kitchen.

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Don't worry, Carol. Everything will be
okay.

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Oh, you're so sweet.

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You'll think of something.

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Hi. Carol, you and Bobby have to go.

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Somewhere else.

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Where? I got a suggestion.

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Just go inside and cool off.

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It's not hot in here.

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Come on, Bobby.

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Okay, honey. You're whipped, kid. You
hear me?

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She's got you whipped.

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What a night.

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What is it with these kids?

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They hold hands. They make goo -goo eyes
at each other.

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They think they're in love.

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Well, it takes a lot more than love to
put up with marriage.

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What the hell are you doing?

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I'm basting the roast.

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She's got you doing the cooking?

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No offense, Pally, but you're a bigger
wimp than my kids.

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I'm expending some nervous energy trying
to figure out how my smart daughter

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could come up with something this
stupid.

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So you're saying it's my kid's fault?
Oh, of course it's his fault.

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But blame is not the issue here.

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We have to deal with them rationally if
we want to make any headway tonight.

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Right.

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How about if they ever try to see each
other again, we break their legs?

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Come on, Robert. Now, what if Kitty's
father had threatened you? What would

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have done?

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What I did don't matter.

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Bobby's different.

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With this football scholarship deal,
he's going to be the first one in our

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family ever to go to college.

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I taught him the game every day after
work.

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Look the ball in, Bobby. Look it in.

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When we started...

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He wasn't much bigger than a football.

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Look, I think Carol's a real good kid. I
do.

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But she and Bobby haven't been out
there.

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They don't know.

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And Bobby sure don't need the pressure
of being married before he gets to take

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that shot.

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Now, don't you think Bobby would respond
a lot better to what you just said than

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to yelling?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, he would.

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So, will you tell him?

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Look, Carrie, Bobby and Carol are so
different. I mean, they want different

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things. And I really think if Carol gave
herself half a chance, she could really

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do a whole lot better.

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You were going to say better.

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But I didn't mean that. I meant smarter.

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Yeah, no.

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I don't think that's very fair.

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I mean, as organs go, the brain isn't
all that important.

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You're right, Kitty. I'm very sorry.

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All right. Now, is everybody ready to
discuss this situation with reason and

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self -possession? Because we certainly
are, right, Chase?

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Robert, have you been drinking?

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No, we've been based on a roast.

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Carol, Bobby, we're ready to hear your
reasons now. We certainly are.

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Point one.

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By marrying...

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first year of college, we'll be able to
take a small apartment off campus

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together and therefore save our
wonderful parents a great deal of money.

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a financial savings like that is not a
reason to get married. I'm sure I speak

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even for your father.

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Okay. All right.

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Hey, we got a lot more reasons, Carol
Funkup.

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Right. Okay.

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Point two, you're probably thinking that
we're too young for this, but... I'd

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like to point out that we'll be about
the same age that all of you were when

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got married. Now, Carol, our situations
are not relevant to yours. You've got to

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make your case based on things that are
pertinent only to you and Bobby. But,

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Dad, I... Nice move.

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You were going to listen to us. Hey,
he's listening.

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Look at him.

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I'm listening.

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So our reasons don't really matter. You
were just treating us like children.

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Kids, kids.

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I mean people.

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This stinks.

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And if you ain't gonna listen to me,
then I ain't gonna listen to you either.

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But you haven't said anything, Bobby.

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That's because Carol's speaking for two.

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So she is pregnant.

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I am not.

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Listen, Bobby, bottom line.

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As long as you're living under my roof,
you're gonna do what I say. Yeah? Well,

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maybe I better find another roof to live
under.

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He had a lovely evening.

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Bobby! Carol!

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What are you doing here? Carol, I've
learned something about myself tonight.

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I am not a man.

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Who's, like, good with, um... Words?

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Right.

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I'm a man who's, uh... Action?

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Exactly. See, Carol, this is why we get
along so good. Because you can, like,

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you know... Complete your thoughts? Boy,
sometimes it's like you're psycho.

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Okay, here it is. You and me, we elope
tonight.

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Now? We hit the open road. We're married
before our parents can mess anything

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up. Bobby, I don't know. Can you come up
with one good reason why we shouldn't

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get married? No, but... Right.

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But... But tonight?

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Carol, if we're right for each other,
we're right for each other. It doesn't

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matter when we get married, does it? No,
but... Carol, I love you.

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Well, I love you, too.

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So?

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What are we gonna do about it?

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This is it, Carol.

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It's time for, um... Action.

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My car's parked on the street.

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Oh, great.

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Oh, I love you. I love you.

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Just think, by this time tomorrow, I'll
be kissing Mrs.

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Robert Burnett.

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Your mother's coming with us?

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No, that'll be you.

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Oh.

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But I don't want to change my name.

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Oh.

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I thought you knew that.

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No, I... It doesn't matter.

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I love you.

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Oh, I love you.

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Oh, you know what I'm really looking
forward to?

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Yeah, me too.

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No.

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Next year when we get our little
apartment in Boston.

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Yeah, where?

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Boston, where Harvard is.

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Oh, you want to go to Harvard?

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It's always been my dream.

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I thought we was going to go to a good
school.

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You don't think Harvard is a good
school?

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No, not in football.

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You got your Big Ten schools, Ohio
State, Michigan, Illinois.

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What? Well, yeah, I thought you knew
that. That's my dream.

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But Harvard is my... It doesn't matter.

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I love you.

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Was it cold?

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Yeah.

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I love you. I love you.

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Oh, we sure did.

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Won't it be great to have breakfast
together every day? Yeah, and dinner

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could just see myself rushing home after
football practice. Not that I expect

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you do all the cooking, no sir.

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Oh, that is so sweet.

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00:20:33,870 --> 00:20:36,670
We can order out. Burgers, Chinese food,
chili dogs.

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Chili dogs?

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Yeah, every night if you want.

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I love you.

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Carol, are you okay?

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I'm thinking.

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About what?

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Chili dogs.

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You want something else? You got it.
How's about pizza?

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Maybe we're not doing the right thing.

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We talked everything out.

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Yes. I propose you accept it, right?

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00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:05,240
Yes. All we're doing is pushing the
wedding date up immediately here.

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I'm not so sure about that.

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00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:10,160
Aren't we always saying how perfect we
are for each other?

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00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:14,440
I know. Maybe we should just stick to
our original plan. What are you talking

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about? What is going to change in a
year?

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00:21:17,420 --> 00:21:19,280
Name one single thing that's going to
change.

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Bobby, I... See, you can't name one
thing that's going to be different.

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No, I can't. Right.

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00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:30,480
So if it's a good idea to get married a
year from now, then it's a good idea to

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get married tonight.

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If it ain't, then this whole thing's a
mistake.

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00:21:39,380 --> 00:21:40,380
Oh.

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00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:45,320
There's so much I didn't think about.

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00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:52,720
You're not arguing with me.

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I... I... I can't.

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Yeah.

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00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:11,560
Well... I should return this.

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00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:15,300
I'm sure it was expensive.

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I'll see you around sometime.

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Yeah.

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Your jacket.

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00:22:40,140 --> 00:22:41,140
No.

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00:23:10,110 --> 00:23:14,870
Oh, Carol, you scared me. But then
again, you always scare me.

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Oh, Mike.

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00:23:17,950 --> 00:23:19,410
It's okay, Carol. It's okay.